Feast your eyes on my main page. Hundreds of starving children in Africa are dying just so you can read the wonderous gibberish I lay before you. One might wonder how a person so obsessed with rabid farm animals can make herself so important..But that is a secret that has been passed down through my incestuous family for countless generations.

I am supposed to be writing about myself here, but..being a flaming jackass, I am not about to. I get so very,VERY tired of people giving out all sorts of useless information about them on their websites..stuff like "I'm into ponies, and babysitting, playing softball, and picking out my nostril hairs with a rusty monkey wrench!" This site is dedicated to humor. That of the satire type. Enjoy.

Finger-lickin' good!


In case you didn't happen to notice this, I'm one hell of a gorgeous chick!

Here we have the dreaded Anneliese.
This creature has a beautiful plumage,
and that has lead to the near extinction of the animal.
It is also very fierce, and may attack if pestered.
Please proceed with extreme caution.













































Boop.



blah blah blah blah blah....



CORN!



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Annoy the animal.
ICQ: 5580603


worship me.